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Offline Duskling

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #510 on: May 29, 2010, 12:01:10 PM »
Wish granted. you jump around in circles for a century.

I wish for a working, legal, copy of Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #511 on: May 29, 2010, 12:18:14 PM »
Granted, the game still sucks.

I wish the next wish isn't granted.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #512 on: May 29, 2010, 12:21:06 PM »
Well, I can't grant that until someone makes a wish and I corrupt it... so I'm confused.

I wish for cheese, and according to jojolagger, you can't grant that.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #513 on: May 29, 2010, 01:58:52 PM »
Wish not granted; You get yoghurt. You eat it. You die (I wonder why).

I wish to hop around in circles for a century.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #514 on: May 29, 2010, 03:40:42 PM »
wish granted, eventually though since you can only hop on your left foot, your left foot starts wearing down and grinding away until you are eventually left with a stub of a leg.

i wish for the one ring to rule the mall
im writing a book!
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You never know
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Lost your favorite thing. But
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Game you play will help you to get by.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #515 on: May 29, 2010, 05:31:08 PM »
Wish granted, one ring rules all rings, then it unites all rings against humanity.

I wish for a scarecrow

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #516 on: May 29, 2010, 10:31:08 PM »
Granted, but it has no brains.

I wish that a  :-* would kill my worst enemy.
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Offline Duskling

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #517 on: May 29, 2010, 10:41:30 PM »
Wish granted, it  :-* killed your worst enemy, but since it is entitled "kiss,"when you got married your wife died just when you were pronounced man and wife.

I wish for Beskar'gam (Mandalorian armor).

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #518 on: May 30, 2010, 03:34:22 AM »
Wish granted. I shoot you before you can put it on, and wear it for myself.

I wish that Duskling was still alive.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #519 on: May 30, 2010, 11:18:57 AM »
He is but you die trying to revive him
I wish I was God

Offline Duskling

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #520 on: May 30, 2010, 11:22:53 AM »
Granted, but Jesus doesn't recognize you as his father, so he sends himself and every angel in heaven to destroy you, and they succeed.

I wish for an infinite empire.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #521 on: May 30, 2010, 11:38:42 AM »
Wish granted- your empire is infinite. However, I kill you and take your place as ruler!

I wish for a bullet.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #522 on: May 30, 2010, 11:57:04 AM »
Granted, but you were turned from steel back into flesh, and he bullet went through you... painfully.

I wish for an orange to fall on my head.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #523 on: May 30, 2010, 12:06:39 PM »
Wish granted. it's made of stone.

I wish for titanium.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #524 on: May 30, 2010, 12:33:02 PM »
Wish granted, but I was the one to get it.

I wish Steelfist would die in Hell Quest.
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