Park bench

[ArtDrake]

No, I'm not. Remember, I'm blatantly ignoring them?  ::) :P

And you can't duct tape my mouth shut. This game, as established in acting conservatories and teaching programs, is not about keeping the bench so much as regaining it through everyday means.

I sit on your lap.

[Mopman]

I kick you off.

[ArtDrake]

Actually, I'm pretty sure you walked away after feeling uncomfortable.

Shouting for to get down as there is enemy fire, or some other way to make me think I need to get off the bench is acceptable.

[bugfartboy]

The bench is really in a theater. It's crowded. I yell "Fire!" and frame Duckling for it.

[ArtDrake]

Well, the police really clear that up, and once my speedy trial is done, and I am innocent, I also tear down the movie theatre, since there really shouldn't be anything but a bench.

[Mopman]

I sue you for sexual harassment. I now have a restraining order on you. So you can't come within 100 ft of me, and I am sitting on the bench.

[bugfartboy]

I join him.

[ArtDrake]

Actually, you failed, because I didn't sexually harass you, and I don't like that you brought that up. Anyway, I spray AXE all over the bench. You promptly fall over, and I drag you off the bench while wearing a gas mask. It should clear up by next post.

[TheWanderingShadow]

I jam a gob of silly putty under your gas mask.

[bugfartboy]

I then fart and put give you a wet Willie the way my granddad does. With... My... TOUNGE!!!

[Mopman]

I then spray you with your own AXE. Does this mean an alliance with the new guy?

[ArtDrake]

I'm a subject pronoun. I can dish it out, but I can't take it. Talk to me about that.

[Mopman]

? I do not understand your post.

[ArtDrake]

Well, subject pronouns tend to be the ones doing things, and object pronouns recieve the actions.

[Mopman]

And that has to do with this how? ???