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Re: Park bench
« Reply #165 on: October 16, 2010, 02:56:35 PM »
No, I'm not. Remember, I'm blatantly ignoring them?  ::) :P

And you can't duct tape my mouth shut. This game, as established in acting conservatories and teaching programs, is not about keeping the bench so much as regaining it through everyday means.

I sit on your lap.

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #166 on: October 17, 2010, 10:58:22 AM »
I kick you off.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #167 on: October 17, 2010, 11:01:23 AM »
Actually, I'm pretty sure you walked away after feeling uncomfortable.

Shouting for to get down as there is enemy fire, or some other way to make me think I need to get off the bench is acceptable.

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #168 on: October 17, 2010, 12:51:25 PM »
The bench is really in a theater. It's crowded. I yell "Fire!" and frame Duckling for it.

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #169 on: October 17, 2010, 06:17:05 PM »
Well, the police really clear that up, and once my speedy trial is done, and I am innocent, I also tear down the movie theatre, since there really shouldn't be anything but a bench.

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #170 on: October 18, 2010, 12:19:46 PM »
I sue you for sexual harassment. I now have a restraining order on you. So you can't come within 100 ft of me, and I am sitting on the bench.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #171 on: October 18, 2010, 02:51:03 PM »
I join him.

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #172 on: October 18, 2010, 02:53:37 PM »
Actually, you failed, because I didn't sexually harass you, and I don't like that you brought that up. Anyway, I spray AXE all over the bench. You promptly fall over, and I drag you off the bench while wearing a gas mask. It should clear up by next post.

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #173 on: October 18, 2010, 07:10:48 PM »
I jam a gob of silly putty under your gas mask.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #174 on: October 18, 2010, 07:16:53 PM »
I then fart and put give you a wet Willie the way my granddad does. With... My... TOUNGE!!!

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #175 on: October 19, 2010, 01:51:23 PM »
I then spray you with your own AXE. Does this mean an alliance with the new guy?
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #176 on: October 19, 2010, 04:27:34 PM »
I'm a subject pronoun. I can dish it out, but I can't take it. Talk to me about that.

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #177 on: October 20, 2010, 12:16:35 PM »
? I do not understand your post.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #178 on: October 20, 2010, 03:16:29 PM »
Well, subject pronouns tend to be the ones doing things, and object pronouns recieve the actions.

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #179 on: October 21, 2010, 10:37:14 AM »
And that has to do with this how? ???
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