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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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The Holy namelesskitty

Granted, it was stinky and fell on you.

I wish That I was Thursday.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



algebra15

Granted, Arthur came along and stole a key from you, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

I wish Garth Nix wrote his books faster.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

The Holy namelesskitty

Granted, now you cannot keep up with all of them.

I wish that your granting my wish made sense.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



algebra15

Granted, I does, but you don't know it.

I wish you had read all the Garth Nix books.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Bromtaghon

Granted, but you become obsessed, fall in love with Lady Friday and get killed by Arthur Penhalithingy.
I wish my keyboard was working properly.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Duskling

Granted, then I stole it.

I wish to be the Fawaz Gorge.

Bromtaghon

Granted, Fernatus sneezes on you and you get burned by Pyro Hail.
I wish the Nameless One was a girl.  (Don't ask me why.)
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Duskling

Granted, but you got caught looking in her locker room.

I wish to have Cold affinity.

Bromtaghon

Granted, but you accidentally freeze everyone within fifty miles of you into an icicle.
I wish that David was Cygnus.  (Not really.)
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

pruneman

granted. he ran amuk and destroyed the town

i wish people stopped making hard to corrupt wishes
pruneman is awesome!!!!!!!!!

Cypher

Granted. The game becomes boring and nobody plays anymore. I wish Ert went only more frequently.

Bromtaghon

Granted, but he pwns you with epic moderator awesomeness and a dead cow destroys your house.

I wish everyone followed the KZ Greeting and actually used proper grammar.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Steelfist

Everyone uses proper grammar, until eventually there is no need to remember the rules of grammar as people do it right anyway. Then, as there are no longer rules of grammar (they are unnecessary), your wish becomes meaningless, everyone forgets how to write properly, and the human race descends into ignorance (wait, would that be ascends?). Thanks a lot. Jerk.


I wish to chop.

Bromtaghon

Granted, your arm off.

I wish Ert was a dead chicken.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Steelfist

Wish granted. He comes back to life and pecks out your eyes.

I wish for raw firmament.